Bob Miley Has Another Drug Scandal

As you may or may not know, Miley Cyrus had a fantabulous birthday a couple weeks ago and new BFF Kelly Osbourne hosted the event for the now old and wise 19-year-old. Can you believe how fast our little Hannah Montana has grown?

Unfortch, I couldn't make the event because I'm not in any of the Hollywood It-crowds (shocking, I know). Well one of the guests who is "supposedly" Miley's friend (or maybe he/she is a professional party crasher/celebrity rumor-mill worker) posted a video from the event where Miley seems to insinuate a love of pot. In reference to to her Bob Marley cake, Miley laughed, "You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much [wash yo mouth out with soup Ms. Cyrus] weed!" Then Ms. Osbourne remarks, "I thought salvia was your problem," a reference to a hil-a-rious video of Miley partaking in some legal drugs. Everyone at the party laughed and it was a jolly good time.

Well friends, drugs are no joke and therefore no laughing matter.

Since it wouldn't be November without some Cyrus related drama, people are attacking the video and the message it sends to Miley's young fans. Phesh, as if young people care about her anymore. They have probably already moved onto the next Disney sitcom. It is the adults who care because we like to judge other people.

Well, I just want you all to know, IT WAS A JOKE! Miley doesn't really smoke weed, though there is video of her puffing salvia so you can't deny that. Thank Twitter for Twitter! Kelly Osbourne took to Twitter to defend Miley

let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also A JOKE! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called 'friends' would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not! u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think

Ok y'all! Think before you judge next time.

Brenda Song To Join Mommy Club

Though I have yet to hear any confirmed reports (the Cyrus clan has remained mum on Twitter), SUPPOSEDLY Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus (above tattooed individual) have a baby on the way. Chances are you recognize Ms. Song from the Disney channel (Suite Life) but she also played crazy/psycho gf who burns things in The Social Network. As for the baby daddy, if you have heard of Trace it is probably because of his last name. I like to think I know my audience, and so I'm fairly confident none of you listen to his music, and therefore you may have heard his name thrown around in some Cyrus related news/drama. Also...erm, he may have dated Demi Lovato.

Twitter has been abuzz with the Brenda Song/Trace Cyrus story and everyone has a thought or question about the news.

@Dreamsdcometrue Brrr, I wouldn't want to be pregnant with Trace Cyrus' baby. He scares me :|
@xoxomitchiexoxo I was looking at the tweets about Trace Cyrus & someone called him 'gothic'. Labels are for soup cans people.
@Skyscraper4Demi What if Trace Cyrus's & Brenda Song's baby comes out w/ tattoos covered head to toe & the baby's first word is YEY MEE

I even read someone mention an unexplained desire to stab Trace; people be cray-cray!

I for one think the excessive tattooing of the body can only lead to postponed regret. Your options will be some hefty medical bills later in life for laser removal treatments, and/or serious regret when the skin starts a' sagging and the tats look disgusting, and/or regret when the tattoos become no longer relevant. Personal choice, I know. I personally choose not to and when asked I will advise against it for above reasons.

For most people, I think the news is just surprising because Trace is the anti-Disney to Brenda's clean-cut Disney image. Is this her act of rebellion? Disney stars are kind of bred to be perfect little role models, and then they grow up and throw it all to the wayside. Is Brenda trying to shed her Disney appeal? Will her role of unwed mother (unless of course they do a quickie before the baby is born) affect her appeal among viewers, parents, and Disney executives?

My initial thought is, who cares? And then I read comment sections of articles and realize that some parents really analyze that type of stuff. Since I am not a mother, and all of my loyal readers (at least the ones I know about, not so sure about the creepers) are also not mothers, I want to know as a not-parent, what your thoughts are.

Let's look at the facts:
He is 21 and she 22, so they aren't kids anymore. Although she still seems to be cast in kid roles. Additionally, the Suite Life ceased production so its not as though parents will have to explain to their children why London Tipton is pregnant

Brenda Song is not the first (nor will she be the last) Disney starlet to depart from the wholesome Disney upbringing, so feel free to consider the alternatives (Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Auntie Miley Cyrus, etc.).