Bob Miley Has Another Drug Scandal

As you may or may not know, Miley Cyrus had a fantabulous birthday a couple weeks ago and new BFF Kelly Osbourne hosted the event for the now old and wise 19-year-old. Can you believe how fast our little Hannah Montana has grown?

Unfortch, I couldn't make the event because I'm not in any of the Hollywood It-crowds (shocking, I know). Well one of the guests who is "supposedly" Miley's friend (or maybe he/she is a professional party crasher/celebrity rumor-mill worker) posted a video from the event where Miley seems to insinuate a love of pot. In reference to to her Bob Marley cake, Miley laughed, "You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much [wash yo mouth out with soup Ms. Cyrus] weed!" Then Ms. Osbourne remarks, "I thought salvia was your problem," a reference to a hil-a-rious video of Miley partaking in some legal drugs. Everyone at the party laughed and it was a jolly good time.

Well friends, drugs are no joke and therefore no laughing matter.

Since it wouldn't be November without some Cyrus related drama, people are attacking the video and the message it sends to Miley's young fans. Phesh, as if young people care about her anymore. They have probably already moved onto the next Disney sitcom. It is the adults who care because we like to judge other people.

Well, I just want you all to know, IT WAS A JOKE! Miley doesn't really smoke weed, though there is video of her puffing salvia so you can't deny that. Thank Twitter for Twitter! Kelly Osbourne took to Twitter to defend Miley

let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also A JOKE! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called 'friends' would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not! u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think

Ok y'all! Think before you judge next time.

In Other News...Bristol, Miley, and Khloe

Here is a summation of happenings in the lives of females celebrities you probably don't care much about, but since you are easily captivated by the rich and famous and/or most likely bored at the current moment, you'll read about them anyways.

Bristol Palin is following in the footsteps of Keanu Reeves and releasing a depressing book. Well actually its an autobiography, but since she is the 20-year old daughter of Sarah Palin, single mother of Tripp Johnston, and ex-girlfriend of Levi Johnston, I imagine the content is more or less depressing. Kind of sucks to have the world watching you make mistakes at such a young age, but hopefully there is some hopeful message at the end about how she has learned from her mis-steps and hopes other girls don't make the same mistakes she did.

Speaking of young people who make mistakes with a billion people watching, I know you've been wondering whether or not Miley and Liam Hemsworth were ever going to get back together, and so it is with great pleasure I announce that they are on-again. Alas, a Miley and Nick reunion is thwarted again! I know, I know, Nick and Miley are both seeing other people and if Disney has taught me anything, it is that young love will not last (Justin and Britney, Zac and Vanessa, Nick and Selena, etc.). Yet I still secretly hope that one of those stories will eventually end with a Disney worthy "happily ever after."

And to conclude this post, Khloe Kardashian and her crew hit up Las Vegas this weekend to celebrate her birthday. The best way to celebrate a milestone like 27 is to have some club sponsor a party where you show face with other people, meanwhile the club is mostly packed with strangers you have never seen, and will probably never see again. Oh to be rich and famous.

Demi Lovato is Sonny No More

Sad news to my fellow Disney Channel junkies, Demi Lovato has offically left Sonny With A Chance.

I know, you are thinking, "NO!!!! This must be some nasty gossip Demi haters are spreading. Those jerks always gotta be so mean."

Unfortunately, it is with sorrow that I inform you Demi Lovato herself has announced the departure. Today on Twitter Demi had the following to say about Sonny.

Sonny was a chapter in my life I will be forever grateful for.. Thank you all for watching.. Can't wait to see the new format for So Random!

In an interview with People Magazine, Demi states that she doesn't think returning to the show would be beneficial to her recovering, adding that "being in front of a camera would make me nervous." How can I be mad at her when she is totally looking to protect herself. Look at her acting all mature and grown-up. Cheers to her for being able to make that difficult decision.

In good news, Demi will continue to work on her music and has plans to tour later this year.

So...Miley is wrapped with Hannah Montana, Selena is finishing the final season of Wizards of Waverly Place, and Demi is now through with Sonny With A Chance. Disney is all out of Tween Queens, do we have any contenders to replace them?

To put a smile on your face, here is a photo of Selena and Demi acting like BFFs again. The picture was posted to Twitter in late March of this year.

Admit it, you are happy to see the two back together.

Miley Cyrus on SNL is surprisingly good

Miley Cyrus hosted SNL this weekend and I semi-enjoyed it. The song monologue that points out the flaws of other celebrities in order to detract from Miley's own mistakes was funny, but I can't help but think "Sure, maybe you haven't done those things yet, but all the celebrities you poked fun at are significantly older than you. So let's just give it time." I know that's unfair, but I just think Miley shouldn't be so condescending to her elders.

The monologue aside, Miley had an above average performance. Girl really can sing. And the highlight of the evening was seeing Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber on The Miley Cyrus Show. Check out the video below, and for the whole show check it out on hulu.

Twitter Round Up: Miley Cyrus Parties With Adam Lambert

For the record, Miley Cyrus is my least favorite of the super-3 Disney tweens (I'm totally coining that phrase). However, she is always out and about doing something with someone so I can't help but post her business all up on here.

Here is Miley having fun with Mr. Adam Lambert at some event I know nothing about, but thanks to Twitter we can all pretend like it was some wild Hollywood party and pass the personal photo off as one of our own. "Oh yeah! Adam, Miley and I totally rocked that party, see this photo I took at the party? It's totally legit, we are like BFFs!"

But wait, there is more!!
Lindsay Lohan defends herself once again, John Stamos returns to Glee, Adam Lambert has some fun with Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift rock Asia.

Click here to see the whole gallery of tweets.